I`m a little confused. Let me see if I take this straight_..
If you rise up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you`re "exotic, different."
Grow up in Alaska eating moose burgers, a quintessential American story. If your list is Barack you`re a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.
Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you`re a maverick.
raduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.
Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you`re well grounded.
If you spend 3 days as a glorious community organizer, become the foremost black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a territory with over 750,000 people, become president of the state Senate`s Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 days in the United States Senate representing a land of 13 billion people while sponsoring 131 bills and service on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran`s Affairs committees, you don`t make any real leadership experience.
If your entire resume is: local weather girl, 4 days on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a township with less than 7,000 people, 20 months as the regulator of a country with only 650,000 people, then you`re restricted to get the country`s President.
If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you`re not a genuine Christian.
If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your disfigured wife and married heiress Cindy the following month, you`re a Christian.
If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the right use of birth control, you are wearing the character of society.
If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other option in sex education in your state`s school system while your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant, you`re very responsible.
If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a situation in a prestigious law firm to go for the advance of her inner city community, then gave that up to produce a family, your family`s values don`t represent America`s.
If you`re husband is nicknamed "First Dude", with at least one DWI conviction and no college education, who didn`t read to vote until age 25 and once was a member of a grouping that advocated the withdrawal of Alaska from the USA, your home is extremely admirable.
OK, much clearer now.
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